Inspired by vintage horror-comic covers, misguided PSAs, and every rider who's ever said, "I'll just go on a quick ride," this Launch Labs original is a totally serious warning about the world's most addictive board.
Printed in bold purple and teal on the same comfortable performance tee as our Gary shirt, it's designed for riders who know there's no such thing as "just one more ride."
Warning: Once exposed to the Evil Wheel, there's no turning back.
Disclaimer: Launch Labs is not responsible for spontaneous trail rides, late-night Marketplace purchases, an unexplained collection of safety gear, or the sudden urge to explain tire compounds, motor controllers, and battery upgrades to innocent bystanders. If symptoms persist... congratulations, you're one of us.
Details
Gildan DryBlend Performance T-Shirt
An image of Gary Peters saving yet another board from the river
Full-color sublimation print
Unisex sizing
Lightweight, moisture-wicking, breathable, and comfortable for riding
Designed and pressed in California by Launch Labs
50% preshrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Sizing
(in inches)
S
M
L
XL
2XL
Sleeve Length
15 ⅝
17
18 ½
20
21 ½
Body Width
18
20
22
24
26
Body Length
28
29
30
31
32
Processing Time
Allow 2-3 business days for processing.
Shipping
Flat-rate shipping: $6
Ships free when ordered with a Lil Launcher.
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